A clear case of child neglect

Poor Leah, she never had a chance ... we let her hang out with the local motorcycle riff raff CLEARLY don't feed her enough ...

Yes, that IS the soap. Yes, some did get swallowed before I fished the rest out of her mouth. Sorry, no, she did not fart a bubble. Although I did watch just in case.

No, she's not licking the carpet (altho I truly wouldn't put it past her). Can you guess?

That's right. She's asleep. Forgot to put her to bed ... CYPFS is opening a case file as we speak.